Best funny quotes for friends

Nowadays many people are trying to establish friends with benefits arrangements. Everyone has their reason for doing this. It is very easy to fall into a routine with someone you know without having the pressure of any attachment.

So funny quotes are definitely help you to boost your happiness while reading a quotes you will feel glad and smile for sure.

1. I am sick of following my dreams, man. I am just going to ask where they are going and hook up with' em later.

2. People say nothing is impossible, I do nothing everyday.~ Milne

3. Before you marry a person, you should first make them a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

4. My dear, if you were my husband, I 'd poison in your coffee,

If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

5. One day.... I am gonna make the onions cry.

6. Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you are donating blood.

7. I am not superstitious, but I am little stitious.

8. May be if tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

9. My life feels like a test I didn't study for.

10. Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.

11. Laughing is the best medicine. But if  you are laughing for no reason. You may need medicine.

12. Imagination was given to us to competence for what we are not; a sense of humor was given to us to console us for what we are.

We can't buy happiness but I can buy a cup cake and it's kind of a same thing.

When all else fails, there's always delusion. 

You can tell when two people are good friends because they are having more fun that it makes sense for them to be having. 

You are a friend that makes me laugh so hard, I pee a little.

My friends and I are so hilarious, I feel bad for the people who don't listen to our conservations and enjoy hilariousness.

A beautiful day beings with a beautiful mind set.

They say don't try this at home...............

so I'm going to go to my friends house and try it.

A best friend is like a four - leaf clover, hard to find lucky to have.

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

The kind of friendship where a single look at each other sends up both into laugh attacks.

I hope were are friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

I feel like I should clean the house, so I'm going to lay down and nap until that feeling passes. 

Sometimes I wish I could write " I miss you" on a rock and hit you in the face with it so many would know how much it hurts to miss someone.

"I hope you are enjoying best funny quotes for friends" 

A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits nest to you and say 'wasn't that fun?'

Looking at your best and saying: I will do it if you do it.

"Dear best friend, thank you for putting up with me for laughing at my terrible jokes for sharing your food with me for protecting me for always being there for me for telling me the truth always for the friendship we have shared and for everything. I love you, you are the best".

Friends are special, but my friends are more than that. My friends are funny, friendly, crazy, nuts, mental, daft, kind, caring. But most of all, they are mine.

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