Best funny quotes for friends
Nowadays many people are trying to establish friends with benefits arrangements. Everyone has their reason for doing this. It is very easy to fall into a routine with someone you know without having the pressure of any attachment. So funny quotes are definitely help you to boost your happiness while reading a quotes you will feel glad and smile for sure. 1. I am sick of following my dreams, man. I am just going to ask where they are going and hook up with' em later. 2. People say nothing is impossible, I do nothing everyday.~ Milne 3. Before you marry a person, you should first make them a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. 4. My dear, if you were my husband, I 'd poison in your coffee, If you were my wife, I'd drink it. 5. One day.... I am gonna make the onions cry. 6. Whatever you do, always give 100%, unless you are donating blood. 7. I am not superstitious, but I am little stitious. 8. May be if tell people the brain is an app, they'll start usi